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	var headlines = new Array ("TROOPS IN ACTION!", "BIG CAT EATS MAN", "NEW TANK UNLEASHED", "US ARMY HELP OUT", "COMING HOME!", 			"FOOD RATIONING!", "WE'RE WINNING!");


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var wordtext = new Array ("Our troops have moved swiftly and quickly in race against terror. They have put their lives at risk in order to ensure we have the security and safety we need to live our lives. Last night our troops progressed to the inner cities and suburban war factories that had held out for so long and now victory seems within our grasp. Colonel Sanders said yesterday \'we will be moving our heavy artillary toward the city centre to ensure the mission is complete\'", "A giant cat was on the run yesterday across the town and killed a young man. It is thought the cat excaped from the nearby Zoo of large mammals after a electrical malfunction caused all 724 cages to become opened. The authorities are looking into how this happened and if this could have been avoided in any way. The investigation continues.", "The Army released breaking news yesterday that a new form of heavily armoured vehicle is to be manufactured here in the UK. It is said to be the toughest, hardwearing and mobile tank ever and will be produced in mass production in the early part of 2010. With highly accurate laser aiming weapons and the newest range of armour piercing cannon shells, it's proving to be a popular talking point in the Armed Forces.", "The American President called a press conference yesterday to confirm the high speculation that the United States would finally send in reinforcements along the front line. Britain has courageously taken on the enemy and dealt extremely well against the militia forces, however have yet to be backed up by our neighbour across the water. We should be seeing US troops by March says the Prime Minister.", "Army soldiers that have fought the last twelve months have finally received the good news they have been praying for when the Prime Minister announced the initial squadrons will be returning home for good. The main defences were broken down after six months of gruelling dog fights by our brave soldiers and as the war seems to be winding down, the first troops are to be given a hero's return." , "Food rationing has started again on popular exotic foods in local stores across the country. A Worldwide chain that wished to remain anonymous, has released information stating they are completely out of Pinapple, Kiwi and several spices due to interruption of trade caused by the conflicts. Protesters of the war made a scene outside 10 Downing Street to prove this rationing is another reason to withdraw.", "Colonel Sanders gave a press conference yesterday evening at the Royal Conference in London to provide updates on the war. It was with great pride Sanders described how the movement has advanced quicker than anticipated and current estimates claim the mission shall be over within a year, and that reconstruction to the city can then begin. Troops may have to remain to ensure peace but the majority of troops will come home.");


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